If I Were on Inside the Actor’s Studio

1. What is your favorite word?
Curmugeon…and cudgel.

2. What is your least favorite word?
The. It’s very boring.

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Seeing creative works, seeing eroticism.

4. What turns you off?
Whining.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Dulcimer music.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of someone squishing one empty creamer into another.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Biologist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Retail for 40 years.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“It’s okay, you don’t have to worry about anything else now.”

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